Neo Kazakhstan's national anthem actually changed to include recent events like the creation of its 27 new gulags, the upgrading of the northern fence, and various structural improvements related to the waste management system which resulted in a 4% increase in efficiency. It also mentions the securing of the historic "Potassium Proletariat Production Deal," a monumental agreement between Neo Kazakhstan and neighboring countries that resulted in unemployment plummeting from 94% to a mere 92% within 5 weeks. Great success!
By the way, some of the willing labor has allowed for the planning of a much improved patch to Kazakh 'Jack slated to release in Q2 2024 at the latest.
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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
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>span class="ReferentFragmentdesktop__Highlight-sc-110r0d9-1 jAzSMw">Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
All other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
<span class="ReferentFragmentdesktop__Highlight-sc-110r0d9-1 jAzSMw" <they="" very="" nosey="" people,="" with="" bone="" in="" their="" brain<="" span=""></span>
>span class="ReferentFragmentdesktop__Highlight-sc-110r0d9-1 jAzSMw">Kazakhstan, industry best in world
We invented toffee and trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Neo Kazakhstan's national anthem actually changed to include recent events like the creation of its 27 new gulags, the upgrading of the northern fence, and various structural improvements related to the waste management system which resulted in a 4% increase in efficiency. It also mentions the securing of the historic "Potassium Proletariat Production Deal," a monumental agreement between Neo Kazakhstan and neighboring countries that resulted in unemployment plummeting from 94% to a mere 92% within 5 weeks. Great success!
By the way, some of the willing labor has allowed for the planning of a much improved patch to Kazakh 'Jack slated to release in Q2 2024 at the latest.
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